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text message starters: part 6

[MSG:] Dude, girls our age are getting knocked up, and I still can’t figure out how to defrost my hot pockets.
[MSG:] I cannot believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture.
[MSG:] Can you believe he did that with her? I totally taught him that!
[MSG:] I’m up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom’s party downstairs
[MSG:] Great party last night. Though may I suggest making people sign waivers next time?
[MSG:] Vodka and business meetings do NOT mix.
[MSG:] Bring a case of strawberry wine and a DVD of an action movie to my place, fitfeen minutes. There’s a happy ending in it for you if you do.
[MSG:] Tell me, do children usually run screaming whenever they see you in the park or was yesterday an off-day for you?
[MSG:] It’s like God put all the energy He should’ve put into giving her a brain into giving her a great rack instead.
[MSG:] Do you want to tell her that her dad’s banging her teacher, or should I?
[MSG:] Shut up. You could tell Tiger Woods from Tony the Tiger.
[MSG:] Have I ever told you you’re sexy when you’re mad?
[MSG:] Your boyfriend sure does know how to ruin a dinner party.
[MSG:] I’m going uptown to get the weed. Wish me luck.
[MSG:] Still stuck at family reunion. Send help.
[MSG:] Can I bring you to my cousin’s wedding? I want her to think I’m doing better than her and you’re the hottest out of all my friends.
[MSG:] I ended up sleeping in Wal-Mart.
[MSG:] Some people look beautiful when they smile. You, on the other hand, look like a constipated gremlin.
[MSG:] Picture day = hell on earth.
[MSG:] The love of my life got stuck in a revolving door.
[MSG:] This morning I put band aids over my nipples because I was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I’ve reached a new low.
[MSG:] He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
[MSG:] I learned a lot of things at summercamp. How to steer a canoe, how to light a campfire, how to give a blowjob…
[MSG:] Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike’s hard lemonade?
[MSG:] Please tell me last night was a fucked-up dream and I did NOT grind on my cousin at your party.
[MSG:] Nothing kills a boner faster than the words “period blood.”
[MSG:] I just put a booger in my mom’s hair and i just needed to tell someone.
[MSG:] Look if you agree to be her ugly friend’s date, I’ll buy you beer later.
[MSG:] I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that my teacher had on the same dress as me today, or the fact that she pulled it off better than me.
[MSG:] What’s the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
[MSG:] Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking… Driving… Sobriety…
[MSG:] Nothing takes the fun out of something like finding out it’s good for you.
[MSG:] He’s the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
[MSG:] This party is like Girls Gone Wild, except all the girls are over the age of seventy and they have all their clothes on. And they’re playing poker. And it’s my grandma’s funeral.
[MSG:] OH MY GOD THE CORPSE HAS A BONER HELP
[MSG:] My roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. I’m so confused.
[MSG:] Is liking Blurred Lines a legitimate grounds for divorce?
[MSG:] YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
[MSG:] If anyone asks, you’re my gay cousin that definitely did not give me my first fingering.
[MSG:] Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
[MSG:] He’s twice my age and married but I think I still have a chance.
[MSG:] I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is.
[MSG:] Okay, I want to emphasize the fact that it began as an innocent modeling job.
[MSG:] What kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
[MSG:] Everyone’s getting spanked but me!
[MSG:] Do you ever wonder if pigeons have feelings?
[MSG:] So airplanes officially banned tweezers. Honestly, I think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane.
[MSG:] Don’t talk to me about embarrassment until you have a TSA guard take all your spare tampons out of your bag in front of the whole security line.
[MSG:] Today I found out all the rooms have security cams in them, so every time someone says something really stupid I’ve just looked into the camera like I’m on “The Office.”
[MSG:] You poured your drink on him and called him a “useless cocksucker” because he wouldn’t give you a ride home… on his skateboard.
[MSG:] There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
[MSG:] I feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence.
[MSG:] You kept trying to hail an ambulance.
[MSG:] Today, my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention after asking which end.
[MSG:] Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principal for 3 hours.
[MSG:] I sneezed in Grandma’s ashes and my mom hit me with a Bible.
[MSG:] How do you kick the ceiling on accident?

(Source: cillianhelps-blog)

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EVERY GIRL

ind. priv. sel. canon divergent book based lyanna stark from asoiaf established: 9.13 && rebooted 1.14.
written by JAILIN
{ 22 | she/her/hers | pst }

#ofwolfmaids

HAS WOLVES

drafts. starters owed. inbox.
permanent starter call.
thread tracker.

PACING RHYTHMS

i am not your apocalypse, i am not your salvation, my body is a kingdom meant only for a queen. i will take your crown, i will shape your stars, my life might not be my own but yours ?? i will make it so !! immortality is an escape, absolution from revolution, blessed by dying breaths of kings who lived too long. you called me an angel, blessed me with candle-bright lies. i will make angels fall, i will burn your kingdom down. immortality belongs to the dead, so bury me with my crown.

IN HER VEINS !!

i am not, nor do i claim to either be or be affiliated with hailee steinfeld or any of my face claims or have any connection to asoiaf. all writing here is my own, however, && my portrayal is based off of my own headcanons && beliefs formed upon watching the movie. i ask you to not take anything used here for yourself, with the exception of utilizing headcanons in our threads, without my permission.

ONE. for the child of the north ( ’ princess princess princess ’ they call though royal title she does not possess ) ;; reveler in all she can && though she is small she it mighty, a girl with the eyes of a wolf, quick to smile, to laugh, ~~to cry~~ when brothers leave her behind. she who buries herself in stories && song && wide open air ;; wild child, she wolf, maiden betrothed with laurel within locks && splinters within flesh of palms, mud ‘pon thick finery of skirts as winter roses grow to rot besides bed. follows lyanna from childhood through to her death at the tower of joy && beyond. face claims include bailee madison, hailee steinfeld, samantha barks, gemma arterton && olga kurylenko. >arc one. arc two. arc three. arc four. arc five. alt arc five a. alt arc five b.

TWO. for the girl with blue blood, royal blood ;; descended of kings && queens && when dragons came to ~~burn it all~~, loyalty went pledged && titles kept. royale of winter in name && degree, she who bares teeth && rides with naught a care beyond all that father rules over. face claims include sarah bolger. an au verse where the starks kept their royal title after the targaryens came. there is no betrothal to robert && while she is a princess, there is no betrothal to rhaegar either though it is capable of being put into play if so desired.arc one arc two.

THREE. for the girl with bruised knuckles && more of daddies money than his accountants ;; silver plated && rosy cheeked, money is of no consequence to those among nations finest && while you must look close, designer labels are in her blood. for the girl who is meant to go far && falls to ~~statistics~~ ;; yet another teenage, unwed mother ( ’ HOMEWRECKER ’ headlines will one day scream ) bullies beware, thou shalt go destroyed for she is called feral by those on wrong end of kicks, of punches, the occasional snap ( !! ) of ivory teeth ;; labeled wild && uncouth by those knocked down && oh so many have lost their pride, shattered shards about her feet like victims felled to massacre of righteous anger && she stands ‘pon them like crowned queen. modern verse following lyanna through childhood through adulthood. trigger warnings include underage sex, teen pregnancy. face claims include bailee madison, hailee steinfeld, samantha barks, olga kurylenko && gemma arterton. arc one arc twoarc two. arc threearc three. arc four.

FOUR. she who counts her years in bloodied teeth, tells time with pinched wallets ;; just as likely to smile ( all pretty && sweet ) as she is to steal all that you have, put a bullet somewhere only doctors can retrieve. for the girl among thieves && murderers, crooked && ~~corrupt~~, those with no honor save any by the name of ’ STARK ' && even that goes measured by a hangmans noose. an modern au crime verse. face claims include bailee madison, hailee steinfeld, samantha barks, olga kurylenko && gemma arterton. arc one. arc two. arc three.

FIVE. a closed verse with aroseofyork where mary plataganet finds herself in winterfell. lord stark gains a ward && lyanna a sister. faceclaim in play is nina dobreva.

SIX.. a CATCH ALL verse tagged in addition to any of the above when i feel like using another face claim as opposed to my mains. face claims include odeya rush, antonia vasylchenko, india eisley, eva green, nicola peltz && jenny boyd.

ABOUT !!

Mun Name → Jailin
Mun Age → 22
Other Accounts → [x][x][x][x]
Skype → ophellias
Telegram → xsolix

Hello there ( !! ) My name is Jailin, 22 years old, she/her pronouns, living in san diego california. I attend school currently, though I probably classify more as a part time student. I'm currently in my final year of studying for my diploma at adult school && after that I hope to enter art school. In my spare time I enjoy reading, writing, pretty much anything art related ( drawing, sculpting, pottery, painting, working on photoshop, wire work etc etc. ) I enjoy the crap out of miyazaki && tim burton && they are my idols, my dream being to work with the latter for a living. I have a dirty mouth & a habit of calling others pet names && if you don't like that, please don't hesitate to let me know ( !! ) On top of a skype, i also have a line && a kik && if you'd like one just shoot me a message && i'll hand them over. Do not hesitate to add me on any of these, all I request is that you let me know who you are. c:

This is an account for lyanna stark of asoiaf as you can probably tell. I follow the books story line despite her being dead by the time these events happen && pay little to zero attention to what happens on the show for I've since stopped watching it. It is possible for this account to be NSFW in regards her story line ( character death, underage sex && pregnancy ) && the nature of the series, meaning the typical fare ( injury, weaponry, death, etc ). I do not believe she was raped in the twoer of joy, however, depending on the story line played out, there might be possible illusions given what I believe her mental state was by the time rhaegar left to fight. The rumored ' kidnapping ' is another thing i do not believe to have happened the way most people state when they dispute it ;; i believe she went willing, though not fully comprehending, && eventually wanted to go home by the time word of the demise of rickard && brandon reached her ears, however, as we know, she was still in the tower when she died, guarded from retrieval despite this && as such I will play it out as a sort of captivity at the end.

Everything will be tagged for the comfort of others using the system of [ trigger ] tw. if there is something you would like to be tagged for your comfort, please do not hesitate to let me know; I’ll tag it && any similar posts in the future in a heartbeat. a safe dash is a healthy dash.

Icons used on this acount are all cropped && colored by myself using screencaps or are created from bases && are not to be taken without my permission. any themes && promotions && any other character graphics found on my page were edited by myself unless otherwise stated.

little girl of the wolf ;;
one day someone will wish to possess you
{ r u n !! }
do not allow their words to sway you ;;
( they will kill you. )

❝ will you sway? ❞

NEVER..

wildness ;;

it flows through her veins with
such startling clarity && dictates
her every movement ;; a wolf in a
cage is worth everything && she is
nothing if not ETERNALLY free 'til
cloak of stag is placed 'round curve
&& her life is expected to swerve.

but she belongs to no one.

( not yet not ever ;; )

————— her life is her own

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

&& she would much rather be seen
as TALENTED than simply BEAUTIFUL
for beauty can always ~~fade~~ && she refuses
to disappear with age. she seeks to ride &&
life yet fate is cruel in giving her breasts &&
future fitting for never is life to be own.

she would run if she could.

( don the black, cut her hair, be free ... ;; )

————— but she loves too much.

bruises && scrapes ;;

she is dirty && ~~damaged~~ yet crowned in
slight of princess, wife, mother && all 'round
smiles died as BEAUTIFUL PRINCE chose
her above all && if she had any sense she
would have run but sense comes in spurts
&& goes ~~lost~~ in the MOMENT.

&& it is the turning point

( yet she remains unaware )

————— && crown of blue FADES.

treason ;;

it takes the form of SPURNED WIFE && arms
'round her waist as hoofs pound ground &&
traverse yawning distance ;; it is ANGERED
men && crying women, melted metal && ~~burnt~~
flesh. marks of strangulation 'round northern
neck && the taste of WAR.

they are so far away from it all.

( && she is the princess in the tower )

————— 'til word reaches && tears drip drip drip.

treason ;;

they are so far away from it all.

( && she is the princess in the tower )

————— 'til word reaches && tears drip drip drip.

death is never easy ;;

ALONE in unfamiliar place with unfamiliar men as
belly swells && apologies go ~~unheard~~ 'til WAR is
echoing rounded walls && she SCREAMS not for
brother to be her SAVIOR but t'is far too late as
white turns red red redder && heart begins to
stumble.

hands clasp, take hold, voice fails

( promise me, promise promise promise ;; )

————— && finally she FALLS..

NAME ;; Lyanna Stark
ALIAS ( ES ) ;; Lya, She wolf, Wolf Maid
NATIONALITY ;; Westerosi
PLACE OF BIRTH ;; Winterfell

BUILD ;; slight & slender & a core of iron
EYE COLOR ;; Stark grey
HAIR COLOR ;; brunette
DISTINGUISHING MARKS ;; perpetual
skinned knees, hands baring tales of
makeshift swords & a handful of scars
born of rough play alone or with siblings.

HOUSE ;; House Stark of Winterfell
RELIGION ;; the Old Gods
STATUS ;; Nobility with royal blood
ASSOCIATIONS ;; blue winter roses,
snow, (dire)wolves , bravery, loyalty, torn
dresses & bloody fingers, the smell of
frost, flowers & wood.

DIVERGENT.

marlene almost died that night in 1981 but by some miracle she managed to pull through. she was admitted to st. mungos under a different name && those who attended her && knew her previously were sworn to secrecy under threat of memory charm. it took her several months to be able to move freely enough to be discharged. her time in the hospital was largely lonely, the numbers who knew she was alive were few && far between by own request && there was still a war outside leaving visitation to become a hard thing to achieve. those who visited && were in the know were, like her healers, were sworn to secrecy by own will.

after being released, she knew she could not return to her home village in scotland, nor could she return to her flat in hamstead. instead she relocated to bourton-on-the-water under a new name ;; amara bellerose. marlene mckinnon was dead && so was her history so she became a half blood who had attended hogwarts a year earlier && had been sorted into hufflepuff. unable to touch her own funds, she had money all but forced upon her but pride kept her from accepting anything more than was needed to keep her out of the gutter.

she managed to find a job rather quickly as a barmaid at a wizarding tavern that didn't look too closely && in the years that followed she became the manager && then came to own the establishment. her choice in residence && work was rewarding, due to the original owners lack of care, many casual meets of death eaters would take place in the darkened corners. it took a few years for marlene to be confident enough to traverse close enough to serve without giving her true identity away, but even at the bar was she able to hear their whispers. even dead she could be of use to the cause if only for a little while before the close.

after the war ended, marlene remained, living her life in secrecy because there was next to no one left to return to ;; the majority of the order had been killed in action && of those who survived, they largely went back to their own lives && marlene couldn't bare to force her way back into their lives. she made a home in bourton-on-the-water, made herself a presence if only slightly && her attempt, && somewhat success, to build a new life was fortunate for it started all over again.

she continued what she had started in the first war, listening in && it was easier this time. years had passed && no one thought to look for the face of a dead twenty year old witch in a thirty something year old. she flirted && complemented though her disgust && passed on all she knew to dumbledore && mcgonagall, intel once more. she would venture her old haunts again, chance meetings with other order members, but rarely those who didn't know the secrecy surrounding her. for all most knew, she was just a faceless, nameless member until voldemorts final stand.

PHYSICAL CONTACT. Lyanna is used to physical contact, both giving & receiving & if she’s comfortable with you, you can bet she’ll touch you in some way. The more she likes you, the more intimate her touches will become, however, if you are not one she considers family ( blood related or no ) most of her initiated contact will be somewhat distant until she reaches a point where she is fond enough of your character that it shows.

INJURE. come at me, dude. i’m all for it. Lyanna dies canonically & she can be quite reckless; I’m willing to bet she has a couple of scars hidden beneath her skirts from sword fighting with Benjen or horse riding or even climbing trees to watch her brothers come & go or hide from her Septa & her Lord Father. Injuring it no problem for me, incidental or not; however you can be sure that if you set out to injure her, she will fight back. She has not gained the title ‘she-wolf’ at such a young age without reason. However, she is a highborn lady && a sister to wolves at that ;; it would be a dangerous thing to injure her by intent for it will not slide.

GUIDELINES !!

INTERACTION. I’m all for it all the time. In character, out of character, always feel free to hit me up. Talk to me if there is something you want to see or something you need ( tags, clarification, etc ) or if you just want to chat. Answer my opens, point me in the direction of one of yours, tag me in things ( feel free to do so without talking to me if you’d like. Surprise things are fun for the whole group. ) Multiple threads are fun as well, if you’d like to do more than one thing at any given time.

REPLIES. Please do not pester me about them if I don’t get to them right away or if I’m replying to other threads before I get to yours. If I’m not happy with a reply then I won’t post it until I am, or sometimes I just don’t have the muse for that particular thread. I will get to it, I promise. However if it’s been a week or so, you can hop into my ask and poke me about them if you’re concerned and I’ll let you know the status or sometimes tumblr’s a butt and doesn’t show things and you’re actually helping me. Matching your length to mine is not important, do not feel as if it’s a requirement; just do what you’re happy with.

FOLLOW BACKS. follow backs can be sporadic, coming either right away, after a period of time or simply never coming && for that I apologize but it’s in order to keep my dash full of people I can see myself interacting with character wise && post wise. I am selective with who I follow as well as with who I thread with. Of course, if you wish to continue to follow, please do go ahead ;; however I am not looking for a number nor am I looking to be one. If I have yet to follow you, or you would really like me to so we can do things ;; the easiest way is to interact with me. respond to opens, to new follower posts, send me things ——- let me know that you are interested && I will see what I can do.

RELATIONSHIPS. my ships for vary, mostly due to reading fanfiction, not gonna lie. they include, but are not limited to ;; lyanna x howland, lyanna x arthur dayne && lyanna x brandon. personally, I do not ship lyanna x rhaegar or lyanna x robert though i am more than willing to play them out as they are important to the character. what is really important is chemistry between the characters. Just because you ship something, or I ship something, or we ship something together does not mean that our characters will mesh that way; please bear that in mind. I like when things progress naturally ( i.e not forced. ) I will never force a ship on you and I would hope you would afford me the same courtesy. i do not see a ship meme as forcing a ship.

SMUT. I am open to smut ;; mun is 20+, however lyannas main time frame is 14 - 15 before she disappears with rhaegar meaning tread with caution in that particular area. However, the question should not be if I am willing to smut ;; it should be if I am willing to smut with you. If I am not comfortable with you, there will be no sexy times, I apologize. We do not have to be best friends, but there needs to be some sort of connection between us.

EXCLUSIVE. I am open to exclusives && mains with the sole stipulation being that we've threaded before or, at the very least, worked through character things ooc. if I am mutuals with a soley exclusive blog, I will adhere to their preference. if you wish to be exclusive, please feel free to hmu.